elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
what if you rolled their body in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita of pain
(Source: jackbarasnap)
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.T H I S
(Source: 50shadesofacceptance)
idontunderstandfishingmetaphors:
sydneywonderwomanironmanwillis:
Anonymous asked: “honestly why do girls make such a big deal about their periods? It’s just a bit of blood for few days and then it’s over. That’s nothing compared to being kicked in the balls- a confused male”
Hey, Anon…
The accuracy level of this post. I can’t even.
Suck it fellas.
I’m posting this because I know I’m about to do this shit again any day now, and you mofuckas better be sympathetic lol
Plus all the pain under arms, and tops of legs if you glands swell like mine do! Not to mention all the other painful bits that didnt get mentioned, also nausea, dizziness, overheating etc.
(Source: the-hypocritical-critic)
Fortune // April 29, 2013
“The Second Coming of Facebook” with an exclusive interview with Mark Zuckerberg. Photographed by Nigel Perry. New issue out on iStands this weekend and mailboxes next week.